Awesome Car Decals, Car Stickers, Car Wraps, and Car Tattoos

Here are mine: “Yes, I have a truck, and NO I wont help you move”. (my husband has a truck and everyone thinks it is his rite from God to help them move)

“If at first you dont succeed, skydiving wasnt for you”

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1. 

   Lefty

   “My BMW is in the shop”

   June 30, 2010 at 7:38 pm
2. 

   oppsupsideurhead

   I Brake for Tailgaters.

   June 30, 2010 at 7:45 pm
3. 

   scarlet begonia

   idk about funny

   but i really like the one that says “COEXIST”
   its really popular and uses lotsa symbols

   June 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm
4. 

   Net*Handle*Whompa*1

   “If You Can Read This The B*tch Fell Off!!!”

   June 30, 2010 at 8:53 pm
5. 

   amanda402

   I poke badgers with spoons. It was on the bumper of my mom’s old truck.

   June 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
6. 

   007

   Too close for missiles
   Switching to guns

   June 30, 2010 at 10:09 pm
7. 

   qwertyemm

   “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle”

   June 30, 2010 at 11:03 pm
8. 

   Im just a girl.?

   “be nice to your kids…they choose your nursing home”

   sorry, that’s the only one i can recall.

   June 30, 2010 at 11:36 pm
9. 

   Me+horse=:-)

   Borrow money from a pessamist…they don’t expect it back.

   or

   thank heavens for the taxman, without him I would be filthy rich.

   I can sympathise with the truck driver one. Same here.

   June 30, 2010 at 11:46 pm
10. 

    Michael C

    ” Hire a teenager
    They know Everything”

    Honestly, that one just cracked me up when I saw that ! *LOL*

    July 1, 2010 at 12:45 am
11. 

    Polsky

    ( in small writing) If you can read this, you are too close. Stop tailgating me!

    July 1, 2010 at 12:50 am
12. 

    Katrina L

    This was actually on the back of a woman’s wheel chair at a convalescent home I worked at: “I don’t have hot flashes, I have power surges.”

    And the one my Dad got me for my first car: “Grow your own dope…plant a man.”

    Oh, and one I saw quite frequently on the freeway (during gridlock traffic): In very tiny letters; “If you can read this, get off my *ss!”

    July 1, 2010 at 1:11 am
13. 

    »-(¯`v´¯)-» ?a??'s ?ifee ?

    ‘I’m not mooning you, I’m turning the other cheek.’

    ‘I’m not tailgating, I’m kissing @ss.’

    ‘Blessed are the flexible, they never get bent out of shape.’

    ‘BORN FREE, but I’m higher priced now.’

    ‘Women Love Exclamation Points!!!!!!!!!!!
    (but they hate periods.)’

    ‘It’s called ‘Tourist Season’ .. so why can’t we shoot ‘em?’

    July 1, 2010 at 1:14 am
14. 

    Ependa

    If you’re going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair….

    I’m getting it for my Harley, lol

    July 1, 2010 at 1:49 am
15. 

    Dylan F

    It was just a picture of Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) peeing.

    Oh and “My australian shepeard is smarter than our president”

    July 1, 2010 at 2:34 am

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